"Living on pretzel time"

April, 2024

Do you have a project to complete and you’re running out of time?

That’s nothing.

Try living on pretzel time.

I did last Saturday.

I was at the local Cineplex, watching a movie when I started to get really hungry.

So I reasoned that if I raced out to the lobby, quickly bought a pretzel, and then hot-footed it back to my seat, I wouldn't miss too much of the movie.

Well, the refreshment counter was jammed, and every slow-moving movie-lover seemed to be spending minutes deciding if they wanted butter on their popcorn.

So I waited endlessly till I got my precious pretzel, and then, assisted by starting blocks and a massive adrenaline rush, I sprinted back to my seat.

Okay. So what's the point of all this? To emphasize an important point . . .

If you're a marketer these days,

you're probably living 

on pretzel time too!

I get it. You’ve got a million things to do.

• Like getting your mail campaigns written

• Like improving the boring copy on your web site

• Like writing an irresistible offer that generates a ton of leads

That’s where I come in. 

Let me write these things for you and anything else you need.

Sure, this suggestion is unashamedly self-serving. But what do you expect?

I'd love your copywriting business. And I honestly think you should give me a shot because I can make you money. Perhaps a LOT of money.

Hey, give me a call. Let's talk. Let's figure our how I can very possibly, dramatically increase your sales.

Now is the time to get in touch.

Let’s go to work!